just pass the salt lick

some days i'm just more sensitive than others ... i am by far the least jealous girl i know - most days. yesterday - not so much. i hate being a girl sometimes.

today i'm doing what i do at the beginning of every month - eating Midol like it was cereal. hate feeling crampy ...

tomorrow is the luau ... really do not feel like wearing the outfit for it - but i know i have to - i know after i get ready i'll feel fine. somehow i'll get my bloated nasty fatness into it (yeah, pms is fun aint it?). as much as i bitch about how fat i feel, that has yet to stop me from stuffing my face with all sorts of sugary/salty items then chastising myself about them as soon as i swallow... i know i shouldn't do it but right now ... just pass me another pringle dipped in chocolate ...

i am woman, hear me eat